Shower dilema

Ok hands up, who else has done this. I went for a shower early this morning. House full but all in bed. Walked to bathroom, eyes like Clive James looking into the sun. Feeling my way along the wall I eventually reached the bathroom. Pulled the switch to power it up. Lent over to press the button and then sort of clambered in with the grace of a dead cat and sat on the floor of the bath while I slowly woke up. Pure bliss as you awaken and your senses click in. Soaped up, and let the water run all over my body. The feeling as the water showers your face feels more than your body is being cleansed. Your whole soul and mind feel invigorated. Switch off, ready to start a new day. Lean out and discover that there is no towel. Do you realise how long it takes to dry yourself with your pyjama shorts. They have this ability to just spread water evenly across your body. I blame the children.